Why ME Always!!!!!!

Hey ppl,
Before this Blog goes into extinction i tot i wud post something....Its been quite a long time tat i posted somethin here..Quite much tat i even forgot my username n password..Well theres nothin gr8 tat me n Revs r doing other than vetti Orkutting...Chalo i wud take up this job of settin in again...Theres a also an important reason for my sudden entry into this blog after a lon time..
Well its Animals..(yes u've read tat right)..Its because of the animals n their constant troubles...
I ve always been scared of animals-no matter how big its size is..starting from a rat(the smallest of the lot) to the rhino ( mega sized)...N i don know y I always fall prey to this.. To start off-Mr.Rat (or Mrs watever)..Well this is always been a free tenant in my room..N i guess it has taken an oath of "ZINDAGI BHAR SAATH NIBHANA"..Even if i change the room it makes sure tht its present there even before me to gimme a warm welcome..Fighthting wit rats ve become my daily job so much tat now i ve become an expert in it.. Trust me its a Herculean job especially wen it is present thr partyin wit its kith n kin..i still remember my war wit a big rat( nt sure wat u call it) wen i was a kid...This big rat made a forceful entry in our house..Everyone rt frm 70 yr old patti to 7 yr old sis were getting ready to wage a war against it..The whole house was turned Topsy Turvy n thr i was in a corner of the bed very small,very scared carrying my cricket bat which i used to boast of as being better than sachin Tendulkar's.I was waitin for the situation wen i cud take my heels of tat place..Everyone except me left no stones unturned to chuck it off my house..It was then i decided to make a contribution to this war..I took my cricket bat marched off to the field n thr it "SPRANG ON ME FROM NOWHERE"..I thought i almost gave up the ghost but then realised tht it was ntn much bt i jus fell unconscious...Tat was the time i decided i hate them I HATE RATS...We changed our house aftr tat n the fear of rats was long gone . i had my Palmy days..Then i came to Chennai wit a bold decision of stayin alone completely Unaware of these animals who wud make my life miserable the most ...Bt then i got accostomed to live wit them....Daily evening it was my job to find if i was left wit some food or those irritating creatures hd already eaten up everything..I cant fathom how these rats eat so much despite a small stomach..I ve been dancing attendance on them wit a hope tht they leave me n find a better house fr themselves..I tried cutting the Geordian Knot by all means,....Tried keeping a trap fr catching them bt unfortunately(na na My Luck) a squirrel gt trapped into a mouse trap..Then i tot no point trusting these instruments(or watever u call them)...Then came the "STICK THEORY"...Kept running behind them until a day when i found tht thr s not only one rat but its BETTERHALF also....N was catering fr this newly wed couple...Well i ve had the most unusual experience of watching these rats makin love to each other...(huh!!guess a cud ve made an animal's sex porn movie)...Then i got a feeling tat catchin these rats family was like catching Tartar..Fine thr was no othr go bt to accept the fact n live wt it..Things got back to normal n i was in a cold comfort in my sweet lil room wit my PC always switched on to orkut..i ve heard tht mere absense doen mean tht things r completely gone..This sick animal proved it right...It once again made a blasting entry a day before yesterday this time not for my food but a very diff purpose...As usual i got up at 7 '0' clock for my 7.30 bus...Took a shower which dint even last fr 3 mins(c'mon ppl i am a true Chennaite.believe in nt wasting water)..K..As thr was very lil time left i forgot to close the lid of the soap box..The next day i again hurried in to the bathroom only to find the soap box empty..Tried lookin fr the soap as it was my fav "DOY CARE" soap..bt it was already gettin late..So took a new DOVE soap prayin GOD tht i get to use it to the fullest ....Rt from chilhood i ve had this fascination of using DOVE as i was of the opinion tht it gives u royal feel coz its high priced n the ads showed tht all rich people use it..With this queens (as i said) feel i took the soap n went in..Again took bath fr 2 mins this time Sparing 1 min jus to make sure tht i ve kept the soap in proper place ...Everything happened in a similar fashion today also except tat i forgot to close the box today..Then in the evening i got this sudden sense of realisation tat i take bath properly fr an hour atleast fr Reva s sake who happens to be my benchmate...n to all my frens who keep tellin me to make some use of the available water...To my suprise i found tht the huge bar of soap,something wch i cherish lik a possession was gone...I had casted my pearls...I cud do nothing bt break into tears..Initially i tot my house was surrounded by some "athma or ghost" tat steals my soap daily..Then i realised thr s no point cryin over spilt milk n came to conclusion tat it was nt a ghost bt my very old enemy which haunts me more than a ghost!!!!I Cried fr sometime , called up Shiv(my fren) told him the whole tale wit tears rollin down who cud do nothin bt console me fr this silly thing by tellin tht he wud shoot all rats in this world..I calmed myself n decided to pen this down...

N now am pinning hopes on hope tat a fine day i don wake up in the morning wit a rat sleeping on my bed along wit me.................

THERE ENDS THE STORY OF MY SUDDEN ENTRY INTO THIS SO CALLED BLOG WHICH WAS ABOUT TO EXTINCT.....

Chiao,
VIDS